News and Info » Extras

From Us to You...

April - National Humor Month

The following are a few favorite industry jokes our staff wanted to share:

Ron's Favorite Joke
Image result for civil engineer bootsWhat is the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An extroverted engineer looks at your shoes when they are talking to you!




Kenny's Favorite Joke







Bob's Favorite Joke

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story? In Marketing, if you try to please everyone, you might as well...

Kiss your ass good-bye.

Fernando's Favorite Joke






Martha's Favorite Joke
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the man, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The man below responded, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know."
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

Jeff's Favorite Joke
God and the Devil were having a disagreement on the boundary line between Heaven and Hell. So after much discussion they decided to get the line surveyed. God said he would find a surveyor to which the devil replied “Allow me, I know more of them than you do”







Caleb's Favorite Joke
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building.

He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

Ronnie's Favorite Joke





Neil's Favorite Joke